I had sex with 7 of my exes, they all got worse. Last night was weird.

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1/5/2010 at 16:44 by Anonymous in - Drunk [+]

last night I was driving drunk and crashed into a power line. I had 3 passengers riding with me. The power line fell onto my car and electricuted all of us. No one was seriously injured but all of us lost control of our bowels and shat ourselves simultaneously. Needless to say, last night was weird.

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12/29/2009 at 21:12 by Anonymous in - Embarassing [+]

Got reaaaaaaaaaal blacked out the other night and dont know hwat I didddddddddddddddddddd can anyone tell meeeeeeeeeeee? Not really a story but damn. Last night was weird.

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12/1/2009 at 20:26 by Anonymous in - Annoying [+]

Woke up out of my blackout and was having sex with my boyfriends roommate, not sure how it happened.. Last night was weird.

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11/24/2009 at 1:18 by Anonymous in - Sex [+]

Woke up in a bush this morning only in my boxers. It was fucking cold and I have no idea what happened. Last night was weird.

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11/18/2009 at 19:30 by Anonymous in - Annoying [+]

I was talking to a girl. I couldn\'t tell you her name, what she looked like or what god-forsaken series of events brought this about, but she bit my nipple so hard that three days later the poor guy is still sore... that night was weird.

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11/16/2009 at 22:59 by Anonymous in - Drunk [+]

Got arrested for my 5th time this semester for peeing in the middle of the street. Almost got a sex offense, thank god the officer let me off. Last night was weird.

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11/16/2009 at 18:17 by Anonymous in - Annoying [+]

Last night I blacked out, took out my tampon to have sex with a random guy on my Plan B period, and stuffed it back in afterwards. Oh, and I may have had sex with his friend too. Guess I need some more Plan B... Last night was weird.

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11/15/2009 at 21:46 by Anonymous in - Embarassing [+]

Last night I got so high I went to make ramen and forgot to put water in it. Needless to say i realized this 3 minutes later when all of the fire alarms in my dorm went off.

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11/15/2009 at 21:46 by Anonymous in - Annoying [+]

I attempted to publicly fellate a stuffed leopard. Last night was weird.

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11/14/2009 at 18:38 by Anonymous in - Embarassing [+]